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Kim Jong-Bieber

Posted by archifCLICarchive from National - Published on 07/07/2010 at 11:11
3 comments » - Tagged as Comedy, Music, Topical

  • Kim Jong Il
  • I just don't get it

Internet hackers and pranksters from the imageboard website 4chan [Sub-Ed Note: Click at your own risk] have successfully voted North Korea as the location for Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber's new tour. 

The brainiacs at justinbiebermusic.com launched the competition to determine which nation wanted Justin most and the results proved odd. The mass of votes cast by 4chan users resulted in a huge last minute leap for the secluded communist state of North Korea, finishing top with thousands more votes than Israel.
The prank no doubt left young Justin a little confused seeing as he hasn't even heard of the word "German" before (see video). 

The so called Democratic Peoples Republic of North Korea is a nation which has East Asia, if not the whole world on the edge of its seat due to its appalling human rights record and most importantly its nuclear weapons programme. 

The short, laughable leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Il pipes his nation with classical Korean music with lyrics highlighting the importance of Socialism, Korean unity, anti-western and capitalist propaganda and the God-like status of him and the President, his dead father Kim Il-Sung. It is therefore highly unlikely that a tour of North Korea would ever be allowed by the semi-talented North American capitalist pop fad which is Justin Bieber. 

Unfortunately any North Koreans risking their lives to read this post will not have the pleasure of hearing great lyrics such as "And I'm like,
baby, baby, baby oooh".

PS. Any North Koreans reading this: Well done on scoring against Brazil!

3 CommentsPost a comment

Pasternak

Pasternak

Commented 71 months ago - 7th July 2010 - 14:37pm

I <3 this article. Please write more.

Biscuits

Biscuits

Commented 71 months ago - 7th July 2010 - 19:24pm

This is hilarious!!

christian beadles 4 ever

Commented 51 months ago - 8th February 2012 - 09:46am

my friend love he so much

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