A Day In The Life Of Jamie
(fictional story)
Jamie was caught red handed with the missing data CD’s when the police raided his house late last night he was badly battered with a kipper. The police said “it was an accident my kipper slipped and had now control over it”. The police consulted a Mr Swede butts a specialist in kipper behaviour patterns who said “the kipper was having a bad day”.
When the police interview Jamie they asked the most serious question in the history of man “I hath heardth that thou liketh the kips of the mud?”
Jamie replayed with a hail of very rude jesters towards the investigator the police had no choice but to feed Jamie a kipper to shut him up.
